“Were you tired when you got in? Did you go to bed right away?” Frank stares at m probingly. I know what he’s getting at.
“You need a sturdier bed frame.”
Frank scrubs a hand over his face. “God, you heard?”
“Relax. I hear it’s only gay if you make eye contact.”
Frank doesn’t seem amused. I put my hands up in surrender. “Just trying to make light. I have no intention of bonding with you over our shared love of penis.”
Another conversation I can’t forget is when Frank paid her to come out for him. And here goes their convo:
“Dollars. Give me a hundred dollars and I’ll tell them for you.”
“I wasn’t serious.”
I hold out my hand. “We both know you were.”
Frank glances at my hand and smirks condescendingly. “Sorry, I don’t keep hundreds stashed in my bathrobe.”
“You can pay me later.”
I get up to clear my bowl. Frank shakes his head slightly, still smirking. I think the idea of paying me to come out amuses him.
“What would you say to them?” he asks.
I pause to clear my throat. “I would say, beloved parents…Gotta lay it on thick, y’know? It is my great pleasure to inform you that your favorite son is very much in love with someone quite special.”
Frank rolls his eyes.
“…and he’s also an incurable cocksucker.” I narrowly dodge the spoon he whips at my head.
So there. The only problem is, I kind of craved more Jem and Willa moments. It seems like life is just starting out for them. I so wanted another book for them. I also liked the fact that Frank is finally free to express his gender after 11 years of hiding his relationship with Doug. I didn’t expect his parents reactions. They’re quite open-minded about the matter and had already known about it for years. That kind of sucks for Frank because it turns out that he just wasted 11 years of his secret rendezvous with Doug.